Okay, so this site still doesn't let me type in english. Atleast in the title space. I don't know how to set that right and it's bothering me. Like hell. Anyone with useful tips, your assistance will be suitably rewarded. No help, no reward. Get that?
Okay the up side of this is that a blog in July is happening after all. July has not gone by without a blog. I mean I know it has...but I apparently have the power to turn time back. I really, really do, check out the date of this one if you don't believe me.
So, a blog hasn't come to me (It really is like that...many bloggers would agree, that you don't sit to blog, a blog walks into your mind semi-constructed) in a long long time. Nothing new about that. I haven't had much to say even though the month has been a very eventful one. But now I realised that I do have things to say. And say them I will. So here goes:
To all the Bangalore auto-walas:
Do not, please, do not gang up outside malls and hospitals, eye people coming out with a vengence and accost them with "Elli hogbekka madam?!" I swear I will prefer to walk the additional half mile and take the non threatening bald little insignificant autowala's rick than climb into your monstorous machine. So if you want to come off too needy, be prepared to lose some serious business.
To pedestrians in India:
You smoke, you drink, you pee, you spit,
If you do it in the middle of the road, be prepared to be hit.
To all the two-wheeler, four-wheeler, eight-wheeler, sixteen-wheeler drivers in the city:
There are other creatures on the road. Really. If you opened your eyes a bit, you might even see them.
To the traffic policemen in Bangalore:
Show up. Please, we need you.
To Aamir Khan:
Make more movies.
To the saas bahu serial makers:
You might want to reconsider resource-utilization. After all the special effects, sound effects, and classic expressions of emotions ranging from wildly ecstatic to a catatonic stupor in 40 different people in the house, the only message you manage to convey is the lid of the pickle jar is missing. I'd call that shifty.
To the audience of the saas-bahu serials:
So Tulsi is changed again. Meera tried to kill Bani but she came back. And something has been happening between Anuraag Basu and Prerna for a really, really long time now. But outside of the idiot-box, time ticks on. And life goes on. Yes, it does. I promise you.
To the Indian Cricket Team:
Many modelling contracts, sponsorships, acting offers, and heatedly debated and speculated flings later, I understand winning is not an option. But is playing an option?
To the Aaj-tak and Star News people:
I understand why "Amitabh Bachchan ko thand lagi" would be breaking news for you. It means that the temperature is dropping to an extent that even Bollywood stars are feeling the pinch of it now. It means space ants are about to invade the earth in three months. Yes, no, I understand totally.
Yet again, to the media, specially the above mentioned channels:
Some news is not meant to be sensationalized. What your channel may be selling today might not be news but something else. You might want to think about it.
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Hahaha. :-D
I second all of that!
Luv,
K.
Hahaha :-D I THIRD!
I was in splits. Enna mood wamya?
Luv,
J
Any "sweet nothings" for the lizards and pigeons of Bangalore? :-D
Or saving it for the next post?!?!
Hey..........lovely! Been in this city for a little more than a month, but i couldnt agree more with you on the traffic scene!!!
And for the rest of it too, you are spot on! Seriously....... Cant stop laughing!
And by the way, its best to wait till the blog comes to you, like this one!!! :)
@ Krips...I know you do...will never forget our experience at Forum this visit...that says something too, doesn't it? Doesn't make for a public forum though...
@Jamuna...Aaahhhh...probably frustrated coz blog wasn't coming...Well, your turn now. *Demonic Laugh*
@Navin...That will be another post altogether...Though I can see why you are eager that I write about you...I will, very soon...Till then we contend ourselves with Khatron ke khiladi stuff...
@Sunita...Hey good to hear from you. And Thanks. For both reading and commenting. To all of you.
interesting post. whats the message to the rest of 'us', by the way? :)
@ Dharmabum- Stay safe, Be Happy! I know I sound cynical in this post...I'm told it's good to be cynical at times.
That apart, welcome to my blog world. Thanks for reading, and more so for commenting. Really appreciate it :)
heya...amazing messages...left me in splits...:)
Hey Zaid! Welcome. And Thanks.
hey thats nt an issue...guess ur a pro @ writing...n m jus startin off..write very rarely..
btw u have a fellow mumbaite..:)
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