Sunday, June 29, 2008

Via TimeMachine???

It's 11:15 am. Or so my cell phone says. I however, have no proof of it. I mean, sure my cell phone and every other watch in the house says it, as does the laptop when I switch it on. Or the television for that matter. But how do we know...I mean know...that it is infact 11:15 am? How? Who first decided what the time was? Did time begin when it was discovered? Or when watches and clocks were invented? Or when the world began? It could be 83 o' clock for all we know. Who says the day gets over when the sky becomes dark? Who, indeed?
Anyway, (if we're to believe my cell phone) it's 11:15 am. There is an almost unnatural stillness in the environment. Someone in the next building is having some welding work done. I can hear the faint whirring of the machine, the very gentle 'thwack' of the heavy sparks falling onto the ground like fiery raindrops.
A lot of the disconnected randomness (isn't randomness always disconnected? or is it?) in my thought processes can be attributed to the movie I saw last night. Navin and I thought it might be good for us once in a while to catch some non-mainstream cinema. That, coupled with our inexorable faith in the acting prowess of Vinay Pathak and Rajat Kapoor, prompted us to give 'Via Darjeeling' a shot. The movie defies time like nothing else. It moves back and forth in time like a pendulum, creating the very real feeling that time is but an illusion. The movie is about an incomplete story with a few alternate endings (alternate cinema in its true spirits?). A supposed thriller, with an insipid story line. A failed attempt at recreating the mysterious charm of some oldtime whodunnits. The glaring effect of over fertile imagination with very very limited creativity (too m uch imagination and too little creativity is always a bad combination- like McDonald Burgers with Sambhar, stone cold Sambhar at that- Did I kill any appetites there? Sorry.)
So, as we walked out of the theatre, our senses numbed with disbelief mostly (and a little with overactive airconditioning), I began challenging the existence of time. Is it there? Not there? Or what, really? Space Aliens, Please Help!!!

7 comments:

Unknown said...

"McDonald Burgers with Sambhar" - should we include this on the menu for the 13th!!!!

Ramya said...

Sure thing baby! Its your day afterall

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P.S: McDonald's with Sambhar?! Profanity!! No, No, NO!

Ramya said...

And so the debate goes...Am going to be sued very soon either by McD's or by the whole of south India...Again...when do we meet?

J said...

The other day I had dahi batata puri at a restaurant that had sambhar it instead of tamarind chutney!

J said...

RAmya considering Navin is from land of Gupta chaats....i think you should include Dahi Batata Puree that has Sambhar instead of Tamarind chutney on it..lemme kno who it goes or doesnt :P

Ramya said...

I think I have offende more sensibilities than I imagined possible with that statement...Sorry. J, Dahi batata puree as in tomato puree? Ok, remind me never ever to go to Hanuman again (the restaurant, not the God). And Navin's already been introduced to Guptas in his last visit to Mumbai. :) So much for Induction.